In
the early 70s, when I was editor of Zigzag magazine and based in Soho
there was a group of us, some contributors to the magazine and some
loosely connected to it, who used to convene on a regular basis to
discuss the important records of the day, ridicule anyone in the
music business we collectively disliked, extol the virtues of our
heroes, and drink. The core of this increasingly-addled coterie
consisted of Pete Frame, John Tobler, Tom Sheehan, Paul McNally,
Jerry Gilbert, Keith Smith, Rocky Prior, Monty Smith, Will Birch and
myself. There were several casual attendees such as Jonathan Morrish
and Chalkie Davies and, most often at the behest of Tobler and
Sheehan we used to invite the occasional 'guest'. Tobler, who was
working as press officer at CBS Records at the time, once brought
along a young Rolling Stone journalist who was in town named Cameron
Crowe. Very amiable chap, talked to me about Neil Young (who he'd
just interviewed) for ages, and was quietly appalled at the amount of
alcohol we were able to consume in a lunchtime. And Tom Sheehan, one
of the more gregarious members of our tribe, invited several
'personalities' who he thought might amuse us. Danny Baker was one of
them I recall (talked so much that none of us could get a word in and
consequently drunk even more than usual) and on a couple of
occassions he brought along Brian Case, eminent jazz journalist, fine
raconteur, proper drinker. All round ace chap. I should add at this
point that our particular gathering, enthusiasts of the vituperative
arts as we were, didn't suffer fools or other music journalists
easily. Sheehan, one of our very greatest music photographers, friend
of the stars, and much sought after by the music press, often found
himself in the offices of either the NME or MM at lunchtime with a
raging thirst and impatient to join us for a restorative 'lotion'
(his terminology) he would airily announce that he was “going down
the pub”. Being an immensely popular figure and amusing company for
witless scribes he would be greeted with a chorus of “which pub are
you going to Tom?” Heart sinking at the thought of inflicting these
wretched hacks on our esteemed company, Tom would briskly announce
:“to the Million Barking Dogs”. Clueless as to where this
establishment was located but far too cool to admit it they would all
cheerily reply “OK, see you there later”. The Million Barking
Dogs of course didn't actually exist. Tom had invented the name to
deter any unwelcome intruders with their fatuous opinions who might
threaten to lower the tone of our rarified assembly. At various times
the Million Barking Dogs was a number of pubs whose names I can't
remember, the Princess Louise, the Pillars of Hercules (which became
our regular) and a pub near, I think, Windmill Street which is where
Brian Case graced our company. I may have got some, if not all, of
that wrong but that's how I like to remember it. I'm do know though
that Brian, ensconced in a corner with his roll-ups and a selection
of beverages, impressed us all with his humour, frightening
knowledge about 'difficult jazz' (more inventive terminology from
Sheehan), his refreshing and lightly-veiled belligerence towards the
many frauds, charlatans and idiots that plagued the music business,
and of course his capacity for booze. He must have seen through our
tarnished veneer of bohemian pretence immediately and marked us down
as imposters because the number of times he illuminated the
proceedings were too few. I for one, a mere amateur in comparison at
the time, was no match for his level of critical precision, incisive
wit and dry humour. I've always loved his writing if not always the
subjects he chose to write about, but it is with absolutely no
hesitation that I can wholeheartedly recommend On The Snap as
a taster of Brian Case's style, humour and ability to paint a vivid
portrait in a paragraph. It is, as the title suggests, a series of
snapshots of musicians (mostly jazz), actors, film directors, and
crime writers who Brian has interviewed over the course of three
decades. Most of these subjective profiles are very funny,
mercilessly opinionated and infused with respect and admiration for
the subject (his encounter with the Sex Pistols is an exception). My
favourites are the story about him turning up for an interview with
Al Pacino with 100 rounds of ammunition in his trenchcoat pockets,
his Chet Baker story, his memories of Ronnie Scott, and the Richard
Harris chapter. I will probably read the whole book several more
times though (it's 60-odd pages and easily devoured in one sitting)
just because it's the sort of great, uninhibited writing about
musicians and 'artists' generally that seems to be in short supply
these days.
On
The Snap : Three Decades of Snapshots from the World of Jazz, Film &
Crime Fiction by
Brian Case is published by Caught By The River and can be purchased
here :
https://caughtbytheriver.greedbag.com/buy/on-the-snap-by-brian-case/packshot.html